Here's my proposal of the restructuring of Unterganger status.
How often you upload videos
Excited: For those who are extremely active. Usually if they make a video everyday, or in the last 1-15 days.
Active: For those who has uploaded videos in the last 30 days.
Hiatus: Out of ideas, haven't made parodies for more than 3 months.
Dormant: Haven't made parodies for more than 6 months.
Diving: "Diving" is a word from Hong Kong, means "extended dormancy". Usually means those who is dormant for a year or longer, without any notices.
Retired: Stop making parodies for any reason (with an announcement) but the account stay still.
The channel itself
Suspended: Become unavailable for a period of time, usually for a few days.
Struck: Gets a copyright strike, which lasts for 6 months.
Suicide: Having his YouTube account manually closed.
Executed: Banned from YouTube. They usually cannot make other account, which marks the forever end of their untergangership.
Returned: Have his channel reused or have his new account opened.
An indication for how many videos you make in a couple of time.
Formula: number of videos(removed ones are not counted)/total number of months since account created