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- Hey neighbor, can I have my binoculars back? I dropped them over the fence while watching your daughter sunbathing. (dlucas90)
- A hideous celebration of race war with blacks and whites seen as forever in a state of conflict (with the tacit but obvious assumption that it is the whites who are attempting to capture and enslave the blacks). The game also reflects a terrible patriarchy in which the "queen" is nothing more than a symbol for the role of women: doomed to forever search for positions that please the dominant male figure, the king, whose lack of movement reveals his ultimate power. (J. F. Sargent reviews chess)
- In other words, every example of this thing that has never happed, has worked flawlessly. (Flectarn)
- Concession accepted. You are a bigot, therefore your opinion on religion is about as useful as the KKK's opinion on black people. (Mith)
- Careful there. You might cut yourself with all that edge. (RedTape)
- Is there some kind of "I don't have to actually prove anything I say, just repeat it" virus going around the forums this week or something? (Ouroboros)
- Is naming a dog Justin Bieber considered animal abuse? (Norbix)
- Bella: "Your skin is pale white, and ice cold... you don't go into the sunlight."
- Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it."
- Bella: "You're...a snowman." (1elpolloloco5)
- Bella: You're thin, your white, and you suck up blood. I know what you are.
- Edward: Say it... Out loud.......Say it
- Bella: Tampon (leahmaria1000)
- You won't get a virus on an apple, but you can still afford a doctor if you go PC. (Sucal)
- I'm Jewish and I find myself offensive. (ChuWanggAmes)
- I shall go and tell the indestructible man that someone plans to murder him. (Rorschach)
- "With the Executor under my command, I will be the ultimate power in the Universe!" - Admiral Kendal Ozzel on pressing the Executor's self-destruct button.
- “Bah! They could be anyone! They could be Smugglers!” - Admiral Ozzel on seeing a large group of ships with the words "REBELS HERE" painted on the side of them.
- Why would you even ask? A man you didn't know, from another country, and whose policies probably never effected you or anyone you know, has died. What do you think? (Aaron MkII)
- [q]So now there are Nazis who like Jews? (Scottty)[/q] Well both are very good at driving tanks into other peoples countries. (dylanredefined)
- Owning a lot of guns makes you manly in the same way that owning a lot of condoms makes you virile. (Username Redacted)
- I truly envy and admire people who have the amazing ability to assess books without having read them. I wish I had this magical power, as it would make writing this blog so much easier. Alas, because I don't have this astounding ability, I'm forced to do it the old fashioned way and actually read the book in question. (Tim O'Neil)
- Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. (Phyphor)
- Mr. [Mark] Thompson I am a Christian and I own an assault rifle. Are you telling me that you would show me more respect if I started using it? Is that REALLY what you want because that seems to be what you are asking for? (Jethro)
- You are debating semantics Mellian in an effort to not deal with the points raised, and simply going "Well I don't have to respond because I'm not getting into an argument" isn't good enough. Furthermore you have deliberately not adhered to the warnings given to you. (H.B.M.C.)
- If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck... it sure as hell ain't a banana. (Kensai)
- I saw tits and condoms, I clicked as fast as i could. (hummbug72)
- The irony of it is so huge you could beat a blue whale to death with it. (PeaceKeeper_Cmdr)
- Zeitgeist I must applaud your remarkable ability to misunderstand simple statements. (Rabiddog)
- Humans need bees for pollination of crops. As a side note, bees don't need humans for anything. (zaxxon451)
- Who needs facts when you have baseless suppositions? (Jaylemurph)
- This is like going "Alright, which part of Lord of the Rings is not historically accurate?" (Thanatos)
