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The Bunng. Hitler had, one by one, dispatched the the pencil. The pencil smashed a wall and wounded several men, leaving Weidling and his fellow General unhurt. Weidling plotted to be the new Führer, and defeat Hitler, and went off to act on his plots. Later, the "Anti-Führer Weidling for Führer" faction was announced, and the discontented Goebbels became Weidling's deputy, throwing himself enthusiastically into the movement, seeing it as an opportunity to get back at the Führer, and himself become Deputy. The "Anti Führer Weidling for Führer" organization soon gained a large army, and made plans to attack. Weidling, Mohnke, Burgdorf, Goebbels, Himmler, Fegelein, Krebs (who backed out last minute after their refusal to discuss map pointing) now made the leadership, after Goebbels and Weidling travelled round the Bunker to recruit allies.

The WarEdit

Fegelein and Himmler infiltrated the high command of the Separatists, seeing it as an opportunity to manipulate both sides to their advangage. In Himmler's words "epic antic pwnage could come from this." When Speer came to investigate where the secret hide-out was, Himmer pretended to unintentionally tip him off of the secret location being in Berlin's Cathedral, before leaving in a car. Speer reported this to Hitler who planned an attack, even though Speer and Jodl feared Manipulation.

Hitler attacked the Cathedral with thousands of solders. The first few assaults failed, with Burgdorf, Mohnke and Weidling defending the church furiously. Two waves of Hitler's infantry were repulsed with no casualties to the separatist leaders and dozens to Hitler's forces. However in the end the leaders of the separatists were overwhelmed and killed in the third assault. Hitler personally sneaked up and shot Weidling, who fell to his death. Hitlers troops lost 200 men or over, only killed four, and Fegelein and Himmer escaped out of the window. Hitler had played right into Fegelein and Himmler's hands; killing off the leaders of the movement and leaving them in full control of the separatist movement, renamed the "Anti Führer Fegelein for Führer" organization, with Hitler now having to face an even stronger faction.

The planet Fegelosis fell to Hitler's forces in December 2011 after Fegelein's loss of "The Battle of Fegelosis". Himmler was killed by Hitler (but later resurrected), Fegelein fled the planet in his ship after engaging in a duel with Günsche and Krebs which resulted in both being badly wounded (Günsche lost his arm, and so on). The war is over and the status quo is restored. Any former opposition leaders who had defected from the Bunker (such as Burgdorf and Weidling) were forgiven, after severe punishment.

External linksEdit

• Bunker Civil War Flashbacks: Events Preceding The Battle of Fegelosis