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Hitler talks to Keitel is a scene in Downfall that is commonly used in parodies.

In Downfall[]

Hitler is looking through a magnifying glass at a map showing Bucharest. Wilhelm Keitel enters the room after being escorted by Heinz Linge. Hitler breaks his concentration and tells him to leave that night and help Karl Dönitz to prepare for the retaking of the oilfields in Romania. Keitel becomes confused. Hitler tells him that with no oilfields, the situation will become catastrophic. Keitel gets even more confused. Hitler picks up a piece of his cake with his fork and asks him if he has any questions. Keitel answers no ("Nein, Mein Führer"). Hitler wishes him a good trip. As Hitler takes a bite, Keitel leaves. Hitler returns to stare at the map with his magnifying glass.

In Downfall Parodies[]

The Last Man Screenshot

A scene from "The Last Man" by JennieParker87.

The scene has been used in countless parodies, where Hitler usually wants to tell Keitel something. Sometimes he asks him to find somebody, usually Hermann Fegelein. In other parodies, he reviews Keitel's food

As Keitel is confused throughout the scene, in one of Hitler Rants Parodies' parodies, Hitler is shown to waste Keitel's time.

Many parodies usually include the part with Heinz Linge escorting Keitel into Hitler's office.

JennieParker87 used the scene in her 2014's Halloween Special, "The Last Man". At the beginning of her parody, Hitler is seen reading a threatening letter through a magnifying glass.

Many story-based parodies use the part where Keitel stands up in the previous scene as a lead-up to this scene.

Transcript[]

German transcript and English translation
Speaker German English
HITLER Hören Sie zu, Keitel. Ich möchte, dass Sie noch heute Nacht abreisen. Listen to, Keitel. I want you to leave tonight.
Begeben Sie sich zu Dönitz. Helfen Sie ihm, alles zu organisieren. Go to Donitz. Help him organize everything.
Es muss wieder Schwung in die Sache! There must be momentum again in the matter!
KEITEL Ich verstehe nicht. I do not understand
HITLER Wir haben keine Ölgebiete mehr. Das ist katastrophal. We have no more oil fields. This is catastrophic.
Weil es jede weitgreifende Operation unmöglich macht! Because it makes any widespread operation impossible!
Wenn ich diese Geschichte erledigt habe, müssen wir die Ölgebiete wiederbekommen. When I have done this story, we have to recover the oil fields.
Noch irgendwelche Fragen? Any questions?
KEITEL Nein, mein Führer. No, mein Führer.
HITLER Gut. Also dann, gute Reise. Good. So then, good trip.

Trivia[]

  • Karl Dönitz is mentioned in this scene for the second time (in the theatrical version it is the first time).
  • This scene shows Hitler losing touch with reality yet again.
  • The oilfields Hitler is talking about are the Romanian ones, as Hitler stared at Bucharest, and the closest ones are the Ploiești oil refineries.
  • This is the last scene, where Keitel has lines (although he is mentioned later).

Gallery[]

Scenes in Downfall's timeline
  1. Prologue
  2. Hitler's Secretarial Interview
  3. Battle Scenes (first part - bombing)
  4. Traudl, Gerda and Constanze wake up to artillery fire
  5. Hitler Phone Scene
  6. Eva and Traudl discuss in the kitchen [ext]
  7. Fegelein and Himmler at Hitler's birthday
  8. Schenck and the burning of documents
  9. Himmler greets Hitler (aka Hitler Wants Himmler Scene)
  10. Himmler and Fegelein at the garage (garage)
  11. Hitler walks around the model of Berlin (Germania)
  12. Hitler Youth Artillery Scene
  13. Hitler Planning Scene [diff]
  14. Hitler's Generals Discussing Scene
  15. Hitler congratulates the Hitler Youth
  16. Traudl, Gerda and Constanze talk in bed
  17. Schenck and Müller around a bonfire
  18. Party Scene (beginning)
  19. Hitler and Speer chat on the couch
  20. Party Scene
  21. Battle Scenes (second part - Weidling)
  22. Mohnke calls Schenck
  23. Weidling goes to the Bunker
  24. Schenck in the Hospital
  25. Wilhelm and Dorothee Kranz arguing [ext] [noDl]
  26. Singing Burgdorf Scene [diff]
  27. Peter Kranz's street battle
  28. Fegelein talking to Traudl and Gerda
  29. Original Bunker Scene
  30. After the Original Bunker Scene
  31. Fegelein and Friends
  32. Traudl and Gerda talking in bed
  33. Eva walks Blondi
  34. Hitler Laughing Scene (aka Hitler's Trollface) [ext]
  35. Battle Scenes (third part - Mohnke)
  36. Schenck and Müller in a truck
  37. Schenck enters the shelter [ext]
  38. Mohnke talks to Goebbels
  39. Eva talking on the phone with Fegelein
  40. Magda Goebbels and the Goebbels children arrival [noDl]
  41. The Goebbels children sing to Hitler
  42. Schenck and Haase operating [ext]
  43. Hitler instructs how to commit suicide
  44. Eva and Magda write their letters
  45. Hitler stares at his favourite painting
  46. Peter Kranz in the bomb shelter [ext] [noDl]
  47. Battle Scenes (fourth part - Peter Kranz)
  48. Hitler talks about the Battle of Berlin (aka Bunker Scene 2) [ext]
  49. Peter Kranz hides in the artillery crater [noDl]
  50. Keitel, Krebs and others talk [ext]
  51. Hitler talks to Keitel
  52. Battle Scenes (fifth part - well)
  53. Bormann informs Hitler
  54. Speer and Traudl talk
  55. Peter Kranz in the fog [noDl]
  56. Magda, Eva and Bormann talk to Speer
  57. Speer's last conversation with Hitler
  58. Peter returns home [ext] [noDl]
  59. Traudl and the singing Goebbels children [ext] [noDl]
  60. Hitler meets Greim and Reitsch
  61. Hitler Eating Scene
  62. Hitler Explains Scene
  63. Traudl and Eva discuss Fegelein's flee [ext] [noDl]
  64. Hitler, Grawitz and Günsche (Reviews / Informed / Pros and Cons)
  65. Grawitz family's suicide
  66. Högl enters the brothel [noDl]
  67. Fegelein's Arrest Scene
  68. Eva wants Hitler to spare Fegelein
  69. Weidling and Mohnke inform Hitler (Bunker Scene 3, pt1)
  70. Generals discuss and Burgdorf gets angry (Bunker Scene 3, pt2)
  71. Fegelein Execution Scene
  72. Traudl is late to Hitler's dictation [diff] [noDl]
  73. Hitler will scene
  74. Hitler wedding scene [diff]
  75. Goebbels crying scene
  76. Mohnke caught in the artillery fire [noDl]
  77. Mohnke talks to Hitler
  78. Hitler and his generals receive telegram from Keitel (Bunker Scene 4, pt1)
  79. Hitler instructs Günsche (Bunker Scene 4, pt2)
  80. Haase, Flegel and Schenck meet Hitler
  81. The doctors and the drunken people / Bunker Jokes
  82. Soldiers deliver gasoline to the bunker
  83. Blondi is killed
  84. Traudl's last chat with Eva [noDl]
  85. Hitler's last supper
  86. Traudl and Gerda smoke in the generator room [ext] [noDl]
  87. Hitler's Farewell Scene
  88. Magda begs Hitler
  89. Hitler Suicide Scene
  90. Krebs and others walk through the streets of Berlin [noDl]
  91. Krebs meets General Chuikov [diff]
  92. Goebbels Rants Scene
  93. Magda drugs her children
  94. Joseph Goebbels gives a last testament
  95. Goebbels Children Murder Scene
  96. Weidling announces Berlin's surrender [diff]
  97. Krebs and Burgdorf's suicide
  98. Joseph and Magda suicide
  99. Mohnke convinces Schenck to evacuate [ext]
  100. Berlin's breakthrough [diff]
  101. Soviet women in the Bunker
  102. German soldiers gathered in a plaza
  103. Günsche scouts the Soviets [noDl]
  104. Traudl and Peter walk past the Soviets [noDl]
  105. Schenck's conversation with Stehr and Hewel [diff]
  106. Traudl and Peter leave Berlin
  107. Fates of surviving characters scene
  108. Epilogue
ext Scenes only in extended edition, diff Scenes differ between theatrical and extended edition, noDl Scenes without known download link

List is part of the Grand Unified Downfall Scenes Database.

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