FegelCorp, LLC
Current corporate logo of FegelCorp
President and CEO	Hermann Fegelein
Subsidiaries	FegelBrothel Fegelland Theme Park - Berlin Reich Computer Entertainment FegelStation Pirate TV Network Fegelbook Fegel-Feeds, Inc. FegelTech
Net Worth	↑ 1.945.000.000+ RM
Main Competitor	Reich Corp.

FegelCorp, LLC is a company owned and operated by Hermann Fegelein. It is currently one of the largest conglomerates in Germany and has an estimated worth of over 1.945,000,000 Reichmarks.

Company HistoryEdit

The company was started by Hermann Otto Fegelein in 1920 and he quickly gained money by opening a string of FegelBrothels throught Germany. Over the next couple of years, he was able to amass enough money from the brothels and his FegelStation pirate television studio to build FegelLand, which was completed in 1938. Due to the power of Antics the company was left untouched when the 1929 Great Depression struck.

During construction of FegelLand, he fell under the wing of Heinrich Himmler, a Grand Master of the Antic Order and soon became a Master of Antics. After being transferred to the Führerbunker, he found out about Reich Computer Entertainment, which was owned by Hitler, and bought them out. However, as it turned out, the account Fegelein used to buy Reich Computer Entertainment was not real and Hitler ended up being gypped. This was one of Fegelein's first antics against him.

Infuriated, Hitler retaliated by ordering the destruction of all FegelBrothels. All of them were destroyed except for one, which still remains in operation and is where Fegelein often hides out with his mistress.

ProductsEdit

Besides FegelLand and the FegelStation game console, the company was also known for manufacturing a myriad of items, which are usually Fegelein's answers to Hitler's Volks^[1] and Reich brand consumer goods, such as Fegel-Soap, Fegel-O's (which contains the twelve essential antics), the Fegelbook social networking service, the Fegel-Zundapp microcar, Fegel-Feeds, Fegel-Oil, and various other products and services.

Once in New Year's Eve, Hitler decided to break the bunker New Year's tradition by banning Fegelbites, which are in fact alcohol-laced pastries, and replacing it with his own recipe.^[2] On another unrelated occasion, after sniffing some powder put into Hitler's car, the hallucinating Führer drove into a Fegel-Oil gas station - this means Fegelein's antics actually backfired.^[3]

Edward Merriman was known to have been selling consumer goods from FegelCorp, partially due to Fegelein's friendship with Merriman's daughter, and also as a part of their anticological alliance with each other.  However, since the British colonial government insisted that shop-owners and convenience store chains should order items from manufacturers that are funded by the United Kingdom and pay a twelve-percent tax on each item sold, the items were usually smuggled to the north American colonies.

The feedsack dresses that Kit Kittredge occasionally wore were made using sacks of Fegel-Feed chicken feeds.

List of products and servicesEdit

• FegelBrothel (brothels)
• FegelStation (gaming console)
• FegelStation (TV channel)
• FegelLand (amusement park)
• Fegel-Os (food)
• Fegelbook (social networking website)
• Fegelbites (food)
• Fegel-Feed (livestock feeds)
• Fegel-Zundapp (microcar)
• Fegel-Oil (petroleum and gas station)
• Fegelodeon (animation studio)
• Fegelsung (hardware and communications)
• Fegel-Air (airliner)
• FegelCola (soft drink)
• Antic (computer peripherals)

GalleryEdit

A Fegel-Oil petrol station.

One of Fegel-Air's airplanes.

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