The company was founded by Hans Georg Otto Hermann Fegelein in 1920 and he quickly gained money by opening a string of FegelBrothels throughout Germany. Over the next couple of years, he was able to amass enough money from the brothels and his FegelStation pirate television studio to build FegelLand, which was completed in 1938. Due to the power of Antics the company was left untouched when the 1929 Great Depression struck.
During construction of FegelLand, he fell under the wing of Heinrich Himmler, a Grand Master of the Antic Order and soon became a Master of Antics. After being transferred to the Führerbunker, he found out about Reich Computer Entertainment, which was owned by Hitler, and bought them out. However, as it turned out, the account Fegelein used to buy Reich Computer Entertainment was not real and Hitler ended up being gypped. This was one of Fegelein's first antics against him.
Infuriated, Hitler retaliated by ordering the destruction of all FegelBrothels. All of them were destroyed except for one, which still remains in operation and is where Fegelein often hides out with his mistress.
Besides FegelLand and the FegelStation game console, the company was also known for manufacturing a myriad of items, which are usually Fegelein's answers to Hitler's Volks and Reich brand consumer goods, such as Fegel-Soap, Fegel-O's (which contains the twelve essential antics), the Fegelbook social networking service, the Fegel-Zundapp microcar, FegelMobile combat sports car, Fegel-Feeds, Fegel-Oil, and various other products and services.
Once in New Year's Eve, Hitler decided to break the bunker New Year's tradition by banning Fegelbites, which are in fact alcohol-laced pastries, and replacing it with his own recipe. On another unrelated occasion, after sniffing some powder put into Hitler's car, the hallucinating Führer drove into a Fegel-Oil gas station - this means Fegelein's antics actually backfired.
Edward Merriman was known to have been selling consumer goods from FegelCorp, partially due to Fegelein's friendship with Merriman's daughter, and also as a part of their anticological alliance with each other. However, since the British colonial government insisted that shop-owners and convenience store chains should order items from manufacturers that are funded by the United Kingdom and pay a twelve-percent tax on each item sold, the items were usually smuggled to the north American colonies.
The feedsack dresses that Kit Kittredge occasionally wore were made using sacks of Fegel-Feed chicken feeds.
List of products and services
|Name||Type||Year founded||Parody of|
|FegelLand||Amusement park||1938||Six Flags|
|Fegel-Bear Workshop||Stuffed toys||Build-A-Bear Workshop|
|FegelStation||Gaming console||2011||Sony PlayStation|
|Fegel Antics Theater||Theater||2014|
|Internet and technology|
|Fegelbook||Social networking website||2011|
|Fegelsung (페겔성)||Hardware and communications||2013||Samsung|
|Food and drinks|
|Fegel-Oil||Petroleum and gas station|
|Fegel-Air||Airline||Vietnam Airlines (livery)|
- ↑ Hitler was one of the key people behind the iconic Volkswagen Beetle, besides Ferdinand Porsche.
- ↑ ...And a Fegel New Year!
- ↑ Hitler's Drug Trip
- ↑ wikipedia:WRGB - WRGB claims to be the world's first television station. It traces its roots to an experimental station founded on January 13, 1928 from the General Electric facility under the call letters W2XB .
- ↑ The first episode of FegelStation was released in 2011.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063wj2J2CGY Hitler's Movie Theater, by FegelDolfParodies, another hijacking after HitlerTV by vzorkic.
- ↑ Fegelbook "...although it has been launched for beta testing last August 20, 2011"
- ↑ Hitler buys the new Fegelsung Galaxy SS nano tablet - TheSilverUniverse
- ↑ FegelCola Commercial - TheSilverUniverse