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Just received an email from Sony Creative Software today that MAGIX has acquired most of the media editing tools of Sony Creative Software, including Vegas Pro. That means Sony Vegas Pro will become MAGIX Vegas Pro.
Here is the full email message:
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2 years ago (I think) I typed out the transcript of the OBS on http://yourworldoftext.com and sure enough someone made a spoof of it, replacing the names with animals. This is the result.
Now that I came up with the slideshow-type parody, how about you guys make one or two, and post it in this thread?
You can use the above as a template (it barely differs from the original dialogues anyway), here's the wikitext:
<gallery type="slideshow"> Obs comic 1.jpg|The rhino has succeeded to break through the zebra in a wide formation. Obs comic 2.jpg|In the south, the whale has taken Donkey and is advancing towards Stansdorf. Obs comic 3.jpg|The zebra is now operating at the northern bear border between Frohnau and Panther... Obs comic 4.jpg|and in the east the rhino has reached Orca, Horse, Crocodile and Cephalopod. Obs comic 5.jpg|With Dolphin's assault, all of this will come under control. Obs comic 6.jpg|My Giraffe... Obs comic 7.jpg|Penguin... Obs comic 8.jpg|Penguin could not mobilize enough gerbils for an assault. Obs comic 9.jpg|Penguin's assault has not occurred. Obs comic 10.jpg|The following will stay: Mammoth, Vulture, Crabs and Aardvark. Obs comic 11.jpg|DAS WAR EIN GIRAFFE! Obs comic 12.jpg|PENGUIN'S ATTACK WAR EIN ELEPHANT! Obs comic 13.jpg|WHO ARE YOU TO DARE DISOBEY MY SNAKE? Obs comic 14.jpg|So this is what it has come to... Obs comic 15.jpg|The chicken has been lying to me!! Obs comic 16.jpg|Everyone has been lying to me, even the ox! Obs comic 17.jpg|Our hamsters are nothing but a bunch of contemptible disloyal gophers! Obs comic 18.jpg|My Giraffe I cannot allow you to insult the cheetahs who bleed to death for you... Obs comic 19.jpg|THEY'RE NOTHING BUT MONKEYS, MOSQUITOES AND SQUIDS! Obs comic 20.jpg|My Giraffe, what you're saying is outrageous! Obs comic 21.jpg|The mammoths are the dogs of the Salmon people! Obs comic 22.jpg|NOT A SHRED OF CRABS! Obs comic 23.jpg|They call themselves oysters... years at the flamingo academy Obs comic 24.jpg|...only taught them how to hold a duck and a bird! Obs comic 25.jpg|For years the lionfish has done nothing but hinder my goats! Obs comic 26.jpg|They've put every kind of chipmunk in my way! Obs comic 27.jpg|What I should have done... Obs comic 28.jpg|is liquidate all high-ranking penguins like Parrot did! Obs comic 29.jpg|I've never attended an octopus. Obs comic 30.jpg|And yet I have managed to conquer by myself Obs comic 31.jpg|the whole of Cowland. Obs comic 32.jpg|Cephalopods! Obs comic 33.jpg|I've been deceived and betrayed from the very elephants! Obs comic 34.jpg|What a monstrous aardvark of the Salmon people! Obs comic 35.jpg|But all these hamsters will pay. Obs comic 36.jpg|With their own camel they will pay! Obs comic 37.jpg|They shall drown in their own CATTLE! Obs comic 38.jpg|Sloth, please calm your bat. Obs comic 39.jpg|My squid has fallen on deaf ears. Obs comic 40.jpg|Under these swan leaders, it is impossible for me to lead. Obs comic 41.jpg|It's orca. Obs comic 42.jpg|The ape is a bull. Obs comic 43.jpg|But if you believe, alligator, that I'm leaving Oyster because of it, you're seriously mistaken. Obs comic 44.jpg|I'd rather shoot a parrot through my goat. Obs comic 45.jpg|Do whatever you want. </gallery>
I'm writing this to pitch my contest idea, which just came moments ago, to anyone who'd like to organize it, especially JennieParker87 who has had a good track record in seeing contests executed successfully.
What if we have an Actor Parody contest? Let us explore new films and new material to spoof! I'd like to see more of Alexandra Maria Lara, Bruno Ganz and the others in various other genres of film, where we can see more of their acting potential. I should stress that emphasis should be taken away from Gotz Otto and Thomas Kretschmann, whose actor parodies are already common. Also, try and steer clear of action films with a war theme. It's mostly all I see the other actors in (eg. Christian Berkel in Inglourious Basterds Rommel and Valkyrie; Rolf Kanies and Thomas Limpinsel in Rommel or Valkyrie, can't remember).
If Jen's going to pitch on my idea, I don't think she'd be able to it in November, in between the Halloween and surely-upcoming Christmas contests. Well, any time of the year would do. Perhaps we can make it to coincide with the Cannes Film Festival next year?
I recently searched for AMD FirePro graphics card, only a few of them provide DVI ports instead of DisplayPort. I also want to own a card which also fits my budget. And I have heard that nVIDIA Quadro is also a good choice. Do you guys use those cards for special effects, 4K resolution or else? Just because I have planned to buy a Mac Mini and there is an Iris 5100 inside and I don't know if it is OK for me to edit videos or not. Or I have to use all my money :(
What graphics card you prefer the best? (And which model?)
- AMD Radeon
- AMD FirePro
- nVIDIA GeForce
- nVIDIA Quadro
- Intel HD/Iris Graphics
- CPU only
If you're using Chrome, go check this out. This add-on cleans cache every time before the page loads. No need to purge the page or press Ctrl+F5 anymore!
Just on a whim, and with lots of contests going around, I thought why not a contest for the wiki as well?
So here we go, the wiki background contest! It's time to show your extra-parodying skills at photoshopping, or otherwise designing great graphics for the wiki! We'll give you complete freedom to design it however you like while adhering to the wiki's dark colour scheme. And if you want to you can specify the opacity of the content area, design the wiki wordmark (Wiki-wordmark.png) and also the header background (currently set to this file).
Details
Here are the technical details:
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- Theme
- anything that dresses well with the wiki's dark colour scheme
- Dimensions
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- Content area
- 1030px wide, with some space at the top from the Wikia blue ribbon
- Background area
- infinite in both directions from the content area
- File format: jpg, png, gif
- File size: Under 150kb. Winning entries with file sizes larger than this will be compressed, possibly degrading the final quality.
- Other
- You can make tiling background images
- You can specify the background colour to cover the rest of the background
- You can specify that the content area should be translucent - useful to partly show the background that lies underneath
- You can submit a wiki wordmark with the following specs:
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- File format
- png (transparency supported)
- Dimensions
- 250px x 65 px max
- Prominently displays "Hitler Parody Wiki"
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- You can submit a graphic for the header with the following specs:
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- Dimensions
- 1300px by 95px
- File size
- under 50kb
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Submissions
Submissions can be made by replying to this thread and adding the submission background (and the optional wiki wordmark and header background) to your post.
Submissions end on 9 June 2013 23 June 2013.
Winner selection
Thread replies with the most kudos (wikia's thumbs-up equivalent) will be selected as winner. Selection is on 16 June 2013 30 June 2013 (i.e. we'll count the kudos on that date).
The background will be featured until the next seasonal event comes (most likely Halloween).
Tips
- For non-tiling backgrounds, place the main part of the graphics as close to the content area as possible.
- For non-tiling backgrounds, design it so that it fade around to a background colour. Read this help page for more information.
- Some page elements, like the siderail modules (at the right side of the page), the table of contents, article tables, and infoboxes, are opaque, and the content area translucency will not affect them.
More info
as the title says, Victory Day is nearing. does anybody here think Stalin and Stacy will throw a party in the bunker? :P