- “Albert Speer, antic dealer. The Billy Mays of antic tools. Buy now or regret lost chances later.”
- ―Albert Speer on his work
Antic dealers are individuals who design and sell tools and equipment for people who commit antics. Most of these individuals originally sought to become full-fledged anticologists themselves, but lacked the necessary stealth and cunning to commit antics. In the Downfall parody universe, Albert Speer was a dealer for both Himmler and Fegelein; he once sold a miniature chrono device to Heinrich in KakashiBallZ's parody Before Fegelein...there was HIMMLER!!. Viva La Fegel also had Vasily Chuikov working as an antic dealer.
Felicity Merriman's parents run an antic-dealing business in Williamsburg, Virginia. Besides the American Continental Army, Hermann Fegelein was also known to have ordered a few items in their shop, such as Venus's fly traps and an assortment of booby-traps for pranks. Fritz Grade also works as an antic dealer for the German navy, particularily serving the crew of U-96.